So far, my favourite thing about triathlon is the shopping. Even buying a hideous lycra suit has been a joyous experience, particularly in comparison to my futile attempts to improve the triathlon vehicle I am building (that is, my body).
Subscribers to this blog may remember that I mentioned a few weeks back that Google had lied to me insofar as it promised me that having a functioning human body and being prepared to spend 50 bucks on a triathlon entry fee were all the attributes I needed to qualify myself as a bona-fide triathlete. If you missed it, I proved this to be Google-branded lies and deception here, here and here (well, everywhere really)
Unfortunately today it is my sad duty to inform you that another great lie is circulating on Google regarding triathlons. Continue reading